Summary

• Captain Holt is one of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's best characters, and as such has some of the show's best quotes.
• Andre Braugher's incredible deadpan delivery and the show's sharp writing mean Holt has some of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's funniest one-liners, but quotes that show how much he cares about his team are equally memorable.
• Braugher's performance as Captain Holt stands as a key part of his remarkable acting legacy.

Captain Raymond Holt (played perfectly by Andre Braugher) is one of the best and funniest parts of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, with a deadpan delivery that allows for some of the show's very best quotes and one-liners. There are many fascinating aspects to Captain Holt's character on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Between his near robotic enjoyment of things and the clear-cut efficiency he runs the Nine-Nine with, one might think that Holt experiences no joy.

But there's so much more to the Captain than what one sees at first glance. He has genuine respect for his detectives and cares about all of them. He also has a scathing and dry wit. When mixed with his somewhat emotionless outlook on life, it often gives him some of the best lines in the whole series. Andre Braugher sadly ed away aged 61 on December 11, 2023, but his performance and delivery as Captain Holt stands as a key part of his indelible acting legacy, and is very much worth celebrating.

20 "Now you've done it. You've made me turn my chair."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 2, episode 6, "Jake and Sophia."

Captain Holt takes his responsibilities with the 99 very seriously, as he takes almost every single thing in his life, so when Amy Santiago was struggling with the decision to run for Union Representative, he was unable to involve himself. Even when the discussion turned into an argument in his office, he tried to turn his chair to avoid talking about it, but he has limits. The argument was ended abruptly when he turned his chair in a moment that was both dramatic and hilarious.

19 "The statistical analysis, it's so beautiful."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 1, episode 15, "Operation: Broken Feather."

Fans learned over the course of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's eight seasons that Raymond Holt is a man who appreciates the finer things in life and culture, though he also revealed to Terry Jeffords that his favorite movie was 2011's Moneyball starring Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill. While there are many reasons the Oscar-nominated film could be his favorite, like the brilliant performances or the fantastic screenplay, a flashback to Holt's incredibly emotional viewing of Moneyball in a theater revealed that his love for the film was due to the statistical analysis used in the movie, which brought him to tears.

18 "I did mean woke. But it's grammatically incoherent."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 5, episode 10, "Game Night."

One of Captain Holt's many irable traits is his strict adherence to proper grammar, which sometimes comes at the cost of popular sayings that he poorly paraphrases during meetings with his detective squad. While he occasionally chooses to be grammatically incorrect to prove his point when needed, he couldn't quite bring himself to do it when he stated that his former police colleagues "were not, as the kids say, awake."

17 "When people say 'what's up?' they mean I am a person not worth talking to."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 4, episode 15, "The Last Ride."

Captain Holt also has a few idiosyncratic opinions about everyday things like common greetings that both define his character and seperate him from the rest of the officers of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which he demonstrated when he became Detective Santiago's mentor and put her through a crash course of his teachings. Holt's thoughts on proper greetings stood out. "When people say, 'Good morning,' they mean, 'Hello.' When people say, 'How are you?' they mean, 'Hello.'" However, if someone were to say the much more familiar and common 'what's up' as a greeting instead, Holt was done with them regardless of their potential value to the precinct.

16 "Everything is garbage. Never love anything."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 3, episode 2, "The Funeral."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 3 saw Captain Holt dealing with a change as he was promoted to the PR department due to his rivlary with Commissioner Madeline Wuntch, which puts him in a bit of a dark place when he was asked to make a toast at the funeral for his replacement as Captain, Seth Dozerman. After a few drinks, Holt began his speech strongly by declaring it as a "message of hope," before he proceeded to vent his depressed feelings with an unforgettable speech about losing everything you care about, which even included Jeffords mango yogurt.

15 "BONE!"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 4, episode 8, "Skyfire Cycle."

Captain Holt's relationship with his husband Kevin is one of the many great things Holt brings to the table in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and the more intimate side of their marriage brought about this hilarious Holt outburst. After constantly arguing with Kevin over a math problem, Rosa tells Holt that he and Kevin simply have to 'bone' to which Holt replies with an angry montage of shouting the word hilariously.

14 "Oh, I've caused a problem. I think I am getting a text message. Bloop. Ah, there it is."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 1, episode 13, "The Bet."

If Holt has one weakness (besides his somewhat crippling gambling addiction), it's his inability to handle complex emotional situations fully. Processing emotions seem to be somewhat outside of the Captain's wheelhouse, and so he either shuts down or removes himself from the situation entirely. While he has certainly grown since this quote got used in season 1's "The Bet," Holt still tends to defer dealing with emotions to Sergeant Jeffords instead.

13 "Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 2, episode 2, "Chocolate Milk."

One of Holt's most bitter rivals is Deputy Chief Madeline Wuntch. Once close partners and colleagues, the two have been enemies for years now. The two exchange scathing and hate-filled comments back and forth whenever the two meet. Dealing with Wuntch is one of the few times that Holt allows a more petty and vindictive nature to take hold of himself, as evidenced in this biting comment.

12 "Vindication!"

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 4, episode 6, "Monster in the Closet."

Holt is a character whose emotions are more often than not kept at a balanced, subdued level. However, when he gets ionate, it is very often excellent, as was the case with his beloved balloon arch. After making it for Rosa and Pimento's wedding, Holt eventually has it kept in his office, proud of his work, and when Rose walks in, sees it, and compliments it, Holt lets out a big bellow of "vindication," finally having his work appreciated.

11 "I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal."

Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 2, episode 9, "The Road Trip."

If there's one thing that can be said about Holt, it's that he knows what he likes. Anything overly ostentatious is beneath the Captain, who prefers plain and simple pleasures. Whether it's food, classical music, or racquetball with his husband Kevin, Holt is content.