In recent years, many artists have begun to reimagine princesses in modern-day settings. This has led to hilarious texting conversations, modern-day outfits, and body-positive reimaginings.
Some have even begun to imagine how Disney princesses would navigate the online dating world. A hilarious Reddit thread discussed the possible bios these princesses would have. Kristen King, an artist for Buzzfeed, also created profiles for every Disney princess. Check out 10 hilarious bios you might see if Disney princesses had dating apps!
Ariel
The artist Amanda Whitelaw created an entire series of Disney Princesses taking selfies. These selfies would be great profile pictures for these dating apps. Combine this stunning photo with the bio Reddit mypatronusisakelpie came up with - "Darling its better down where it's wetter, take it from me ;)," and Ariel is sure to generate a lot of matches.
This hilarious bio uses a play on words from The Little Mermaid song "Under the Sea." This bio would show that Ariel has a strong voice while showing off her flirty side and wit.
Jasmine
Another piece of art by Amanda Whitelaw serves as Jasmine's dating profile picture. The bio, courtesy of Reddit denkikaminarisgf reads, "For me dating is a whole new world."
While this bio plays on Jasmine's popular duet from her movie, Aladdin, there is another joke hidden in this bio. As the sultan is very strict, Jasmine wasn't in many relationships. In fact, she didn't meet many people outside of her castle. For her, dating definitely would be an entirely new experience.
Merida
Disney princesses. Merida is unique in that her story does not revolve around her meeting a man. In fact, this princess has suitors lining up and turns them all down. She believes she should be able to marry whomever she wants on her own - making her the hero of her own story.
She is a strong and independent princess who has bigger things to worry about than being in a relationship. This makes the idea of her being on a dating app a little absurd. Luckily, this profile makes it clear that Merida really isn't interested in finding her "true love."
Belle
In Beauty and the Beast Belle's father is thrown into an asylum due to Gaston's evil plan to win Belle's hand in marriage. This would probably make Belle a little sensitive about people using the term "crazy" loosely.
However, this extremely intelligent woman likely recognizes that telling potential mates that one of her best friends is a candlestick will probably not go over well. Setting the record straight in her bio totally seems like something Belle would do. It also makes a hilarious bio for fans to enjoy.
Pocahontas
When considering the true story of Pocahontas, it is shocking that this was ever made into a Disney movie. Pocahontas would do much better if she moved on from John Smith, and with this dating profile, it seems she has! This bio has a dark humor to it as fans can laugh at the assumption that John Smith would ever be a suitable lover for Pocahontas.
Mulan
There is a tired assumption that women turn boys into men when they enter into serious relationships with them. The saying is also used as a sexual innuendo. With this dating bio, Mulan references the song "I'll Make a Man Out of You" while serving as a phrase with a triple meaning.
This bio also asserts that despite Mulan's seemingly calm demeanor in her picture, she is actually a fierce and powerful woman.
Aurora
Deviant Art Sleeping Beauty's princess Aurora. With its clever use of hashtags, references to popular songs, and talk of sleeping - this definitely seems like a dating profile one could expect from Aurora.
As she is one of the original Disney princesses and spends most of the movie sleeping, she doesn't have much development and is a pretty one-dimensional character. And this profile is as basic white girl as you can get.
Snow White
If Snow White entered into a relationship with a man who knew her for more than five minutes, the conversation of her living situation would eventually arise. Most men would probably be surprised to find that their potential girlfriend lives in a house with 7 men, none of whom to which she is related.
In order to avoid this awkward conversation several dates in, it is probably best to just get this out of the way immediately. This amusing bio and profile picture makes her situation pretty clear right away. Hopefully, her potential suitors don't misunderstand the message.
Cinderella
This art by Deviant Art Cinderella. Using a picture of her with a celebrity is probably something you could expect from her dating profile. One idea for a clever and hilarious bio for Cinderella's dating app comes from reddit Kableewey who suggests she write "Don’t worry about me losing a shoe, Because I won’t be wearing anything tonight. ;),"Cinderella is clumsy, forgetful, and is known to run away from her potential future husbands, but maybe they'll be willing to overlook that for her.
Elsa
Anna) to make a joke out of the situation right off the bat. Reddit Col_Walter_Tits's bio suggestion “who’s next in line to try and thaw this ice queen?” would be perfect for that. And of course, her profile picture could take this form, with another stunning piece of artwork by Amanda Whitelaw.
