Statler: Well, well, well, look who thinks he’s the Michelangelo of movies!

Waldorf: Yeah, if Michelangelo had a paintbrush made of CGI and a penchant for ruining classics!

Statler: Did you hear what Michael said about public domain? He thinks it should be outlawed!

Waldorf: Outlawed? Sounds like he wants to keep creativity locked up tighter than a Wookiee in a closet!

Statler: Right? I mean, if public domain is a burden, then what do we call his comments? A burden to our ears!

Waldorf: Exactly! If anything should be outlawed, it’s his sense of humor!

Statler: I’d say he’s got the creativity of a sand grain on Tatooine!

Waldorf: And the logic of a droid with a rusty circuit!

Statler: Maybe he should stick to watching the special editions instead of commenting on them. At least those are guaranteed to be altered!

Waldorf: And just like his comments, they’re sure to leave fans scratching their heads!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!