In the easiest, quickest possible way I'm gonna say this:

You're absolutely f'n dumb and it sounds like you've lacked intimate touch since well before covid. So you come online and project your negativity in hopes some other jaded sad-sack will agree with you.

If I were with you, I'd give you a great big hug and whisper in your ear once again,

...you're f'n dumb.

Haha too true. This site simps for Majors hard and writes these articles about him daily in hopes of getting Majors resigned to play Kang lol

He itted to putting his hands around her neck. He's never coming back.