Assassin’s Creed Origins is like that kid who shows up to the party in a toga, talks about how they “started it all,” and expects everyone to be impressed. Sure, Ancient Egypt looks gorgeous and Bayek’s a good lad, but let’s not pretend he’s outshining the absolute legends. Odyssey is out there suplexing minotaurs and charming everyone in sight, Black Flag is drunk on rum while boarding a man-o’-war, and Brotherhood has Ezio flipping off rooftops like it’s a fashion show in Renaissance Rome. Origins can take a seat—preferably in the desert shade—while the real icons handle the spotlight.