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The Flash
Lifelong grown-man-DC-Fanatic; fav character in all of fiction is Barry Allen; I have a ‘Flash’ themed LIVING ROOM & for all intents & purposes an 89’ Burton/Keaton Bedroom. Been waitin for a ‘Flash’ film all my life. Waitin’ for Keaton (personal favorite) to reprise Batman since about 1993. Needles to say WB’s insulting betrayal(s) were deeply excruciating for me... I swore after enduring Justice League that I was done. Before 2017 I spent thousands annually on publications, films, shows, collectibles & figures. Took me longer than most viewers because I had a loyalty of sorts within me that WB slowly mutilated beyond repair. From the deluded feminist-driven storytelling to the ludicrous castings of Eisenberg, Will Smith, Heard & Miller. No possible way I was EVER going to see this film. Sweetened the pot for fans like me with a large budget ‘Flash’ film & Michael Keaton returning as the caped crusader?!? 15 years ago if I’d been granted 3 wishes THIS film’s concept would’ve been one of them. Casting a five & a half ft criminally insane black-haired cross dresser to play Barry Allen wouldn’t have happened though but that’s just me I suppose. I found out the cw Flash show, right around season 3 was giving me estrogen poisoning so my doctor forbid me from enduring anymore of that lest I grow breasts. Ditto for quite literally %99 of all cw content. By the time this film was to be released I had already drawn a hard line in the sand yeeeeaars prior. I will NEVER EVER endure this film. It doent exist. Not for free. Not for charity. Just NEVER. Was easy to say this pre-release but frankly the best feeling is after it’s been released and it’s playing every hour just up the street and you STILL dont go. That’s when it actually becomes, well, satisfying… In trailers, I see 1 ounce of feminist driven tripe or let there be just 1 race/gender swap and I decide then off that alone if my money gets spent or not. WB made it simple
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See AllI’m Convinced There Is No Better DCU Flash Than Grant Gustin & He Could Save The Character After DCEU Movie Disappointment
Gustin was a whimpering joke; least hes not a criminally insane cross dresser but the bar ought to be just a tad higher, no? I have a flash themed living room and I will NEVER watch Miller in that role. Ever. As for Gustin, like so many others the CW show’s gave me estrogen poisoning
The DCU's First Batman Appearance Is The Perfect Excuse To Give Alan Ritchson His Dream DC Role Recast
Scott Adkins is STILL the man for the job. Adkins has the chops to portray Bruce Wayne/Batman every bit as well as Stephen Amell did. Ritchson is an Aquaman (again) if anything. He’s a Rick Flagg or a Captain Atom…. Not Batman
I'm Convinced I Know Where That Superman Trailer Monster Came From
Masked big bad is ‘Ultraman’ of Crime Syndicate fame. Why the Owlman color scheme is anyone’s guess tho….as for the Kaiju, it ain’t Jimmy. I am however getting serious “Honey, I Blew Up The Doomsday” impressions
All 8 Villains We Know Exist In Matt Reeves' The Batman Universe
I was far more interested in a trilogy crafted by Affleck which likely would’ve been fantastic….Not on WB’s watch. They’ll destroy ‘The Batman-verse’ too. It’s in fact the ONE thing you CAN rely on. As long as it’s more or less the opposite of what Nolan did I’m all for it. I don’t dislike what Reeves’ done so far but I have no high hopes for, well, anything really, least of all a comic based IP….all you really need to do to figure out who the next villain will be is divide Batman’s rogues into male & female and then throw out the males. We got poison ivy, we got Talia Al Guhl, we got HQ, Barbara Gordon, Renee Montoya, Carrie Kelly and that's about it. Start there. Even if we get a ‘Court Of Owls’ adaptation there’s a greater than %100 chance Talon undergoes a race/gender/sexual orientation swap cuz inclusiveness and it’ll be just another a**wipe, you’ll see. Exhibit A: The Joker 2…..I use the most recent sh*tshow cuz it’s still moist & rancid…. WB/DC is wholly incapable of so much as turning a profit let alone generating something that’s acclaimed. I figure it’ll be poison ivy and lady Deathstroke (also bumping clams of course) in the sequel. Nothin else is possible