Lisa Vanderpump was one of the OGs from Bravo's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She was on the series for nine seasons before calling it quits and creating the series' only spin-off, Vanderpump Rules. The entrepreneur has a good head for business, but she isn't always good at making friends stick around.
Nevertheless, RHOBH fans have fallen in love with this British goddess and can't help but laugh at her naughty sense of humor and one-liners.
"He's Got A Sense Of Humor, Which He Will Probably Need After I Take My Clothes Off"
Lisa is known for her cheeky bedroom humor. At 60 years old, she and her husband's bedroom activities have cooled down over the years, but she does love joking about it from time to time.
Lisa and Ken have been married for over 30 years and have ed each other every step of the way. Any time Lisa is in an argument with friends on the show, Ken always has her back and goes after anyone who hurts her.
"She Was A Bit Of A Moody Old Cow"
Lisa and Adrienne Maloof had a falling out in season three of RHOBH. As former neighbors, the two women used to be close friends and fell apart as the show went on. Sadly, by the end of season three, Adrienne was divorcing Paul, fighting off rumors over her children, and left the show.
During an interview, Lisa called Adrienne a "moody old cow" when she was with Paul. Leave it to Lisa for the unusual British insults at any given time that make for Internet gold.
"I'm ionate About Dogs. Just Not Crazy About B*tches"
In season six, Lisa's double entendre tagline was "I'm ionate about dogs, just not crazy about b*tches." Lisa has always been a fan of animals and has showcased her love for them over her time on RHOBH. Along with her restaurants in West Hollywood, Lisa also created Vanderpump Dogs. It's a place where people can adopt, shop, take care of their dogs in a safe space.
Years later in season nine, Vanderpump Dogs is at the center of the drama when fellow housewife Dorit adopts a dog and then gives it back...
"I Might Listen, But I'm Not Interested"
If there's one thing viewers have noticed over the years, it's how powerful LVP is in Beverly Hills. She knows all the important people and is heavily respected by everyone she meets. Along with her British accent, Lisa's classiness and poise make her an intimidating force to be reckoned with.
On the rare occasion that a housewife is arguing with Vanderpump, it's her attention to detail that makes her powerful. She listens and speaks when she's ready to strike. A perfect example of this was at Camille's dinner from hell with Allison DuBois.
“Life Isn't All Diamonds And Rosé... But It Should Be”
Leave it to LVP to have another iconic tagline. Lisa's tagline in season three was the epitome of Lisa and made her all the more likable. She's known for her pink clothes and decorations—even her bedroom is decked out in pink. LVP loved rosé so much that she created her own wine label: Vanderpump Wines.
The brand sells rosé, chardonnay, cabernet, and sangria. What some fans may not realize is that LVP's daughter and son-in-law run the wine business.
"Sometimes I Want To Strangle Him, Bu That's Life, Isn't It?"
No matter how much Lisa cherishes her husband, she doesn't mind throwing a few jabs his way. The couple is so strong that they're not offended by each other's sly comments from time to time.
They're one of the only couples in the franchise who are not only still together but stronger than ever. There's never been a controversy that almost broke the two apart. While there always seems to be rumors about Kyle and her husband, the same cannot be said for Lisa and Ken.
"I Haven't Ridden Something This Big In Ages"
Fans are conflicted about Lisa's bedroom life with Ken. As much as Lisa talks about sex and being intimate with a person, she's also not shy about her lack of intimacy. She claims she only sleeps with Ken on his birthday.
On her birthday, her gift is not sleeping with her husband. She also made the comical joke that her husband calls her a "sex object" because, anytime he wants sex, she objects. Whatever they're doing, it clearly works for them, unlike a few of the other housewives she's worked with.
"Of Course I Walk Around Naked In Heels"
In 2012, Lisa followed Adrienne Maloof's footsteps by creating her own shoe line called The Vanderpump. If viewers can think back to season two, Adrienne created her shoe line and showed it off to all her friends in a fashion show—and it looks like LVP was taking copious notes.
One shoe in LVP's collection costs around $900.00 because it's covered in Swarovski crystals! LVP has mentioned that she has over 300 pairs of shoes, so, who better than herself to create a new line of shoes? With shoes that cost more than some people's rent, wearing them for every occasion is perfectly acceptable.
"Oh, Bloody Hell. I'm Gonna Have To Put Out Tonight"
Lisa and Ken are partners in every aspect of life. The two got married after knowing each other for just six weeks and have been together ever since.
The British couple has two children together and have worked together as a unit for all of their restaurants. Ken has noted in the past that he wouldn't mind being completely retired, but Lisa isn't ready to slow down; she feels her best when she's busy. As much as viewers adore Kyle and Mauricio, Ken and Lisa give them a run for their money.
"Giggy's Bathroom Is Bigger Than This"
Giggy may as well be an honorary housewife. He's been attached to Lisa's side since the first season of RHOBH and is shockingly still around in 2020.
Giggy is kind of like Lisa and Ken's security blanket. The couple dresses him up and takes him wherever they go. They even bring him to dinner and let him sip water out of their glasses—he's their third child. If anything happened to Giffy, Lisa and Ken would be a mess.